The Destruction of Jackus Deimos' Romulan Warbird (November 24, 2015)

Jackus Deimos was a Romulan commander. He was the commander of a Romulan warbird. Deimos cloaked his warbird and was going very fast. Deimos' second-in-command advised him to slow down, but he didn't listen. Romulan Fleet Command wanted to see how fast Jackus Deimos' warbird can go. Also, they left Spacedock with an incomplete number of escape pods. The next day, the Romulans decided to enter Klingon space when, BAM, they hit a Klingon border mine. "Damage report!" yelled Deimos. "Critical hit, engineering section!" the chief engineer replied "We're venting drive plasma! Warp core breach is imminent!" "All hands to the escape pods!" Deimos said. "There are none installed!" replied the navigator. "Send a distress signal!" said Deimos. "We don't want to alert the Klingons!" replied the communications officer. "I'm open to suggestions!" said Deimos. "Make preparations to die!" said the chief medical officer. "Not an option!" said Deimos. Deimos' Romulan warbird went BOOM! All hands were lost! Romulan Fleet Command held an inquiry about it and they ruled that no Romulan ship should leave Spacedock without its escape pods. No exceptions!